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What do I do if my Midd Marriage Match is an 18th-century Ghost?

“So- my match was in the 99.99th percentile of compatibility, and I did click “I like older men,” but this might be too much. I know that he’s supposed to be my soulmate because the Internet said so, but he’s a ghost? I’m desperately looking for love, but I’m obviously a bit shocked. What do I do?”

March 19, 2021 in News.

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