About The Local Noodle

The Local Noodle is Middlebury’s only news source.

Any questions, complaints, or compliments can be directed to esimon@middlebury.edu.

The Local Noodle also would love any submission articles, which can be forwarded to esimon@middlebury.edu. If you are interested in working for The Local Noodle, please email for that as well.

All articles on The Local Noodle are meant to be satirical. The Local Noodle does not use real names for its articles or attempt to target anybody. Its intent is to be funny and relevant, but if its impact is hurtful to you, please do email esimon@middlebury.edu. Conversation is welcome and appreciated.