Mother Nature Blesses Middlebury With More White Snowflakes


Pictured: two inches of freshly fallen feminazis on Ross Lawn.

Last night, more white snowflakes joined the Middlebury campus as two inches of unique and fragile snow covered the campus. As predicted, the cold front was pushed up by a low pressure system in the area just outside Boston.

The snowflakes hit Middlebury and immediately blended in with the whiteness on campus. Indeed, upon their contact with the campus, they immediately began discussing pertinent issues like the latest Mumford & Sons album and the color salmon.

One beach-white, crunchy, misshapen, unique snowflake even asked, “Hey, do you know where I could sign up for anime club?”

Because of the recent weather, there are many more white snowflakes attending the Frank Bruni talk.

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