Community Council Survey Finds 87% of Students “Pretty Fucking Ready for Break”

dirty-proc.jpgA small question tucked into Community Council’s Socioeconomic Diversity and Inclusion questionnaire found that a shocking 87% of students “strongly agree” that they feel “pretty fucking ready for break” at this point in this semester. Somehow this question received responses from more than 2,500+ students, although the sample size of the rest of the highly anticipated diversity only included less than 10% of the student body.

Of the students who responded, 60% admitted to feeling ready to sit on their fucking asses for a week and having toasted Poptarts brought to them. Another 15% wrote that they can’t wait to just chill the fuck out in California with their varsity team, and the remaining 25% agreed that they just couldn’t wait to get off campus for the first time this whole goddamn semester.

This finding seems to confirm the gist of every passing conversation from walking paths or dining halls this past week. Indeed, student self-reporting seems to indicate that every conversation they’d shared with anyone on campus had confirmed this finding. Nonetheless, the Community Council was surprised by the sheer number of students who elected this option, clearly surpassing the 7% who felt “decently ready for break, but have too much shit left to really think about it” or “not at all looking forward to break, will miss free pesto at all meals.”

Sadly, 90% of the students who answered this survey did not open the survey results, and 85% of respondents didn’t even open the email containing them. Even more sadly, these results were still more read than any email containing information about SGA Elections or ‘Housing – Undergraduate’ updates.

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